21st
Drunk People
There are a decent amount of drunk people who wander Denver at night, even when it’s cold. It makes for some interesting times.
As I was pulling up to a Hamburger Stand ordering speaker box the other day, a drunk guy walked in front of me, up to the box. He stood there, slurring, “Hello??” at the thing for a while. When they didn’t respond, he turned around, put his butt near the speaker, and made a farting sound with his mouth. At that point his friend persuaded him to get out of our way.
Tonight my boyfriend and I went to a 24-hour Starbucks at around 1am. It was a smallish one, but it was pretty packed. This drunk guy came in and immediately began yelling priceless one-liners. Examples:
“Because eating hamburgers is delicious, but not eating anything is not.”
To his female companion: “Those jeans make you look really fat.”
About Barack Obama: “Go back to *bleeping* Africa.”
“If you got some Viagra, I bet you could keep it up.”
I don’t think he actually believed any of the offensive things he was saying, but was just having fun torturing the non-drunk people he was with. It was actually pretty funny, but in a rather sad way.
I don’t want to be that guy, but it’s ok with me if he does.
